I was watching the news and a something about a new nuclear deal was just ending.
And then suddenly, a video of Bastian Schweinsteiger entering the media room. The voice over says
Germany international and Bayern Munich midfielder, Bastian Schweinsteiger has announced his retirement from football. According to XYZ rules, he has to play one match before he can officially retire.
And that’s when I started to sob loudly.
By far the worst nightmare I have ever had.